Rhett and Link feat. De Storm Power The Alien Curse Words Song song lyrics

Sometimes things happen to me, that make me want to curse. Like when I accidentally forget, where I left my manpurse.

Not that I have a manpurse.

But I would prefer not to offend fellow humans 'cos I am one!

If there was only cursing terminology that seemed appropriate in all situations...

Hey guys, guess what?

What?

Yo, I landed on a planet that we used to call Pluto. These aliens attacked. I could'a sworn they known judo! I made it out alive with a gift to humanity. To my surprise it was a satchel of profanities! Peep gang. It was words like;

Boomshkie

They said that.

Snigglesnoorp, SwaqQ@ffufle, Imz#w, Zilkr*k, Glep**$h, D@rt@f#$

So offensive!

Dubopshazinski

Wow.

Frozen cherries, Flin9p00p, W@fl@nk, DeRbrAgEl, Blarfelnoggle!

And then they had the nerve to say,

Fl#rplest#mpkin!

So I call NASA and I get outta there! Yup.