Randy Punk Rock High song lyrics

I went to punk rock high and the school of rock.

I got an electric guitar to compensate my small cock.

I got a high squeaky voice like a mouse in a can.

That's the way that I am.

I wore baggy clothes I was overweight.

Now I'm a blue fox punk because I watched what I ate.

Now I wear bondage pants just because I can.

That's the wau that I am.

I was a popular guy at punk rock high.

At the school of rock I was cooler than the jocks.

The regular classes was nothing for me

but at gas stations across Europe I got a degree.

The boys and me got some history. We're a mystery.

We're still getting it on, writing our songs.

And we still do everything that we can sticking it

to the man.

Fred once said -man we must be misled.

There must be something better than a van as a bed.

I said we got to do all that we can sticking it to the man.

I went to punk rock high and the school of rock.

And just like Bill Haley I rock around the clock.

I don't need a glass, I drink straight from the can.

That's the way that I am.

I was a popular guy at punk rock high.

At the school of rock I was cooler than the jocks.

At rock n roll university I got a doctors degree and a PhD.