Random Encounters Ganon Claus song lyrics

Ganon: A time ago and far away, there was a distant land!

And in it lived a handsome brute,

a grouchy. greenish man!

He beat to death a gangly elf

and led the Gerudo clan!

He was known as the dreaded Canon Claus1

Peach:*Oh I know that Story*

Ganon:*You know?*

Peach:*Sure*

Old Ganon Claus had sacks of gold

he gave to those in need! (Ganon: He what?!)

he'd ho-ho-ho across the snow

upon his noble steed!

Ganon: And then, In every town, he'd trample down-

Peach:- all those praticing greed!

Says the tale of the gracious Ganon Claus!

*Ganon is grumbling and Peach is playing a plastic trumpet*

Ganon: Now Ganon Claus was pretty bad...

his evil knew no bounds!

Peach: O dear!

I heard he did much nicer things...

Ganon: Like BURN STUFF TO THE GROUND!

He killed off Gorons, Zora and that guy who goes around... *and around, and around,

and around. That Guy looks like Brentalfloss*

And the world feared the wicked Ganon Claus! *evil laughing*

There came a day when Ganon Claus

caused hyrule's hope to fall!

He took the triforce, then proclaimed...

Peach: "Merry Christmas to you all!"(Ganon: No he didn't)

Put his rupies in charities

and gave his mum a call! (Ganon: Muuuum!?)

Oh, that merry and caring Ganon Claus!

*Ganon is grumbling again and peach says Good Bye*