MDC Hail Satan song lyrics

People say you're stupid and fat

And your face resembles the ass of a rat

In the schoolyard no one would play

You'd say "Hi" and they'd run away

Your teachers all say you're dumb as shit

Your guidance councilor says you should drop out and quit

But OZZY ain't got nothin' on me

HAIL SATAN!

So now I warn you

You'd better think twice

From here on in don't play nice

Voodoo dolls for you with pins

The world's gonna pay for their sins

For a while I was down on my luck

But now it's me you'd better not fuck

Cause me and LU' are working a spell

Laugh now, cause we'll see you in hell!

HAIL SATAN! (c'mon, everyone, sing along!)

Even strangers point and stare

You've had it--you'd better beware

Hide in church and sing your psalm

See my pentagrams on my palms

Better stay and pray with the nuns

We've got you in the sight of our guns

So Sundays, it's wafers and wine

Or sign here on the dotted line!

[Chorus, inexcusably horrid guitar-wanking]