Marsimoto Green Green Gras song lyrics

Green Green Gras of Home

I am the very model of a cartoon individual,

My animation's comical, unusual and whimsical.

I'm quite adept at funny gags, comedic theory I have read,

From wicked jokes to stupid puns to anvils that fall on your head.

I'm very good at fancy dances, I can even pirouette,

Then smack the villain with a fish. I know my cartoon etiquette.

I can make my face all mean and really give you quite a fright,

Then make up with flowers made of real explosive dynamite.

When in a jam, I just yell, "Stop!" and villains in their tracks are froze,

Then I sneak up, and utter "Start!" and take their hands and honk their nose.

I am quite proud to be in such a hierarch'al progeny,

From Daffy Duck and Tweety Bird to Babs and Buster Bunny.

To suit my mood, I can call forth a lot of different sceneries,

Like outer space and desert scapes and Himalayan eateries.

From this bag here, why, I can pull most anything imaginable

Like office desks and lava lights and Bert who is a cannibal.