Mad Caddies Shot in the Dark song lyrics

Bobby the Book and Sammy the Snitch

both trying to get with Alabama the Bitch

She'd date any scoundrel as long as they're rich you know

She's juicing the Philly's riggin' the rig

she's tagging the wages laying the vig

it's not a profession but it ain't a bad gig oh no

Penny I can't had a bad break

was it supposed to happen or just a mistake

and who's gonna know when everyone's on the take yeah

A day at the races a shot at the dark

Santa Anita or Hollywood park

the odds are against you and that's how they stay

but that's what you get if you play

Manny the Mug and Shelly the Shill

are trying to drink something other than swill

So put up that guy on Jupiter Jill in the fifth

Last shot came in and I needed one

and that's when he lodged with Alabama

but she never laid it down 'cuz that whore said never would

Manny and Shell got nothing from Pam

put her to hit so she went on a lam

there's no more for Bobby and no more for Sam oh no

A day at the races a shot at the dark

Santa Anita or Hollywood park

the odds are against you and that's how they stay

but that's what you get if you play

and that's what you get when you play