Kenny Chesney Ten With a Two song lyrics

Last night, downtown I was drinking the booze

Like it was going out if style

My whole head got light, I lost my eyesight

I ain't been that drunk in awhile

Along about one I spotted a queen and I started to make my move

Ah, she was believing every line I was laying

Lord I was just too cool

Well, I thought I had died and gone to heaven

But Lord did I look like a fool

Last night I came in at two with a ten

But at ten I woke up with a two

Last night I came in at two with a ten

But at ten I woke up with a two

I got twenty-twenty vision when I ain't drinking

But Lord, when I get on that booze!

I ain't never gone to bed with an uglier woman

But I sure woke up with a few

Last night I came in at two with a ten

But at ten I woke up with a two

Hell, I made up my mind

I was never gonna find myself in that condition again

Here I sit on the same barstool

And just look at the shape I'm in

I done spotted me another queen sitting at a table alone

So I strolled on over and sat myself down

And asked if I could take her home

When she said yes, I thought I'd been blessed

But boy did I look like a fool

Last night I came in at two with a ten

But at ten I woke up with a two

Last night I came in at two with a ten

But at ten I woke up with a two

I got twenty-twenty vision when I ain't drinking

But Lord when I get on that booze!

I ain't never gone to bed with an uglier woman

But I sure woke up with a few

Last night I came in at two with a ten

But at ten I woke up with a two

Now you may laugh but if you've got the cash

I'll bet you ten to one you have too