Joe Weller MC Moyes song lyrics
Joe Weller MC Moyes song lyrics
Yo
MC Moyes
There's something I need to say
I smashed your bitch last week
Then I did the same to your dad
Got my boys turnt' up, And my swag turned on
Got a dick you wished you had
(Moyes you're shit, you're ruining United)
What's that? Go fuck yourself?
Somebody get me a beer and Tesco basic gel
I'm MC Moyes, MC Moyes
I'll smash you up, Im MC Moyes
Put your hands up, will you make some noise
Turn around if you're hating, boy
Now that I've got your attention
There's something that I need to mention
That's right, United
We're still right in for contention
No not, not for the title
For the manager with the largest penis (because it's massive)
DICKHEAD
Arsene Wenger look!
It's half past you're a twat
Been selling you dope for years
Heard you got Özil into that
Oi nah!
I think I've found a target
No I'm not talking Marco Reus
It's your girl, and I'm gonna make her
David moist
I must say
That I really wanna say
That my team ain't good enough for me
Tom Cleverley you're a weed
Now go make me some sandwiches
Shout Out to Rafa Benítez
He loves the pussy too
Me and him, hitting up Zante this summer
See you soon
Hit Puberty at 38
But I've always been gorgeous
And a Gymlad, I'm built like a brick
I'm basically Lukaku
Aswell I Invented vodka, gonna neck loads with Rafa
So, Fuck the hate, I'm here to stay
You don't agree, I'll smash your face
Yo, John Terry didn't sleep with Wayne Bridge's wife
It was me! It was fucking me mate! Dickheads!