Jenna Marbles Landshark song lyrics

Sometimes when you're really awkward

You do awkward things

So I'm gonna tell you what I've been doing lately

I've been turning everything into a landshark

What's a landshark?

It's a shark

That's on land

Motherfucker

If you wanna turn yourself into a landshark

You're gonna need a hand

And if you don't have one

Then you're fucked

Then you're gonna take your hands and put them on your back like a fin

And now you're a landshark

Yeah, you're a landshark

In the middle of an awkward conversation?

Nope, not anymore

Landshark

You'll never fuckin catch me bitch

If you have any friends

Then you could turn them into landsharks

But you don't

So cry for a minute

Then turn your dog into a landshark

Kermit landshark

Marble landshark

Now I'm gonna show you some pictures I made

Snape- Landshark

Hamster- Landshark

Apple-Landshark

Christian Bale is a landshark

The guy from ancient aliens- is a landshark

This is a same shark

Now it's a landshark

The Eiffel Tower is a landmark

Now it's a landshark

Unicorns aren't mythical creatures

They're horses

Dressed up

In landshark costumes

Don't trust those mother fuckers

Now put some helium in a giant air shark

Watch it fly around

Laugh about it

Do a plank on the ground as a landshark

It's so much cooler than regular planking

Landshark

Treebark

What do you get when you put a landshark witha landshark?

Jesus

How do landsharks have sex with eachother?

Boners

Turtle-backpack Turtle-landshark

Apologies to your dog

Eat your feelings

Landshark

Cry about the fact that you made this video...

Landshark...