Ian Thomas Modern Man song lyrics

In the beginning there were problems

There was some regress

But evolution's taken care of what it thought was best

I got so much education that my head's overgrown

But my body's real small from every chemical known

I'm a modern man... I'm a modern man

I got machine that take me every place I want to go

I got machine that tell me everything I want to know

Well they make my life more easy than it was before

They control all of my functions that don't work anymore

I'm a modern man

Oh and I... I'm here all by myself

I don't seem to need anyone else

I don't socialize too well

I'm a modern man

If I go crazy if I'm too alone

I can take some of my cells and send away for a clone

If I use up all resources and there's nothing in store

Could be the last of my kind and

There won't be anymore

I'm a modern man... I am a... I am a...

I'm a modern man