Harley Poe The Hearse Song song lyrics

Don't ever laugh

as a Hearse goes by

for you may be the next to die

They wrap you up

in a big white sheet

from your head down to your feet

They put you in a big black box

and cover you up with dirt and rocks

and all goes well

for about a week

and then your coffin begins to leak

and the worms crawl in, the worms crawl out

the worms play pinochle on your snout

They eat your eyes, they eat your noes

they eat the jelly between your toes

A big green worm with rolling eyes

crawls in your stomach and out your eyes

your stomach turns a slimy green

and puss comes out like whipping cream

you spread it on a slice of bread

and thats what you eat when your dead

and the worms crawl out and the worms crawl in

the worms that crawl in are lean and thin

the ones that crawl out are fat and stout

your eyes fall in and your hair falls out

your brain comes tumbling down your snout

and the worms crawl in, the worms crawl out

they crawl all over your dirty snout

your chest caves in and your eyes pop out

your brain turns to saurkraut

they invite their friends, and their friends too

they all come down to chew on you

and this is what it is to die, i hope you had a nice goodbye

did you ever think as a Hearse goes by

that you might be the next to die

and your eyes fall out and your teeth decay

and that is the end of a perfect... day