George Watsky Ugly Faces song lyrics
George Watsky Ugly Faces song lyrics
Back in the day
Daddy would say
That if I kept on making ugly faces
And I wasn’t careful it’d stay that way
Oh great! Wow, no shit
Ooh, hooray, that’s so sick! (Oooh! Ack! Brrrr)
With a little bit of luck maybe one of those sticks
I’ll be feeling a hella of a lot of swell
And from the second that I step in I’ll be smelling
Like a big cheese
Everybody better be ready to get it get it
Cause I’m getting nekkid if you really want a strip
Tease
And the babies in their highchairs taking off their
Bibs
And their mommies all be ripping out their wig weaves
And the pretty people in the oil paintings on the wall
Are popping molly and they’re stripping off their fig
Leaves
Better burn your clothes
It’ll curl your toes
Kissing women and they turn to toads
I’m pimping Kermit’s hoes
And I’m sure that every girl is a pearl and the world
Is a perfect globe
But when I’m joking with my little cousin
And he pulls my finger then the motherfuckin’ earth
Explodes
Boom.
Sorry, not sorry
Everybody been in it to win it kickin’ in for a minute
And chilling but you’re tardy it’s why I gotta kill it
And then hit the pretty people in the building with my
Party trick
I think I’m gonna walk out of the door
Hop in my DeLorean and I’m gonna soar
'Cept that it’s a Subaru, and I’m yelling hoodie hoo!
Hanging out the window like I’m Marty McFly
A lot of the chickens in the flock wanna squawk and
They get obnoxious
And all I hear is bawk bawk
And I’m not gonna wanna talk shop
Better put a sock in it if you gotta cock block
And be toxic and knock us and all we wanna do is rock
Rock and be raucous
I’m not gonna ever stop if you think I’m chopped liver
In the crock pot
Cause I am a boss hog and I want the top spot and I got
This