Frank Zappa Help, I'm A Rock / Transylvania Boogie song lyrics

Help, I'm a rock!

Help, I'm a rock!

Help, I'm a rock!

Help, I'm a rock!

Oh, it's a drag being a rock

I wish I was anything but a rock

I'd even like to be a policeman

Help, I'm a cop!

Help, I'm a cop!

Help, I'm a cop!

Help, I'm a cop!

You know, as a matter of fact it's a drag being a cop

I think I'd rather be the mayor

And offer the hippies ten dollars to cut their hair

Ten dollars to any hippie who'll cut his hair right here on

stage tonight.

Do we have any desperate hippies who wanna take it off?

Well, that's good.

You just keep growing your hair till it gets down to your buns.

Just don't try to get a job with IBM or one of the state

Agencies with long hair because they just don't go for it.

It's unsanitary, it's unclean, it means that you

Probably have leftist tendencies.

It means that you're probably a whole bunch

Of things that the establishment doesn't want you to be.

It means that you're a potential danger

To every old person in your country.

Boy, you better watch out if you have long hair.

Help, I'm a hair

Help, I'm a hair

Help, I'm a hair

Help, I'm a hair

Help, I'm a ...