Epic Rap Battles of History Mario Bros. vs. Wright Brothers song lyrics

We're the Wright Brothers

And there can't be no other

We don't wanna cause trouble

Are you looking for your lover?

'Cause your Princess is in our castle, now (Yeah, she's gone)

We stayed up all night playin' Donkey Kong

Before us, people used to only fly in balloons

You think we're scared of two idiots addicted to shrooms?

You shoulda-woulda-coulda come to lose an extra life

So just "dudda-dudda-dudda" back down in your pipe

It's-a me, Mario!

And Luigi, motha Ding!

Why don't you's just get back in your biplane and make out with each other?

Look at these two, their lives must'a been HORRIBLE! Two dorky dudes named Wilbur and ORVILLE!

You spent all your time on one machine? Sheesh. If you wanted to fly, you should've just eaten this leaf

You should eat something anyways! Look at you, so skinny

You may fly like a hawk

But you fight like a kitty

We don't need to fight, we're the fathers of flight

Representin' North Carolina, aiiiight!

We'll be pressin' all your buttons like we're the controller

Conquer every level of your 2-D scroller

You talk a lot of trash, but let me tell you something

We're gonna beat you so fast it's like we're holding down the B button

We're servin' up an 8-bit fist

Made to order!

That'll knock you off the back of your own stupid quarters

Like POW

How you like me now?

Spit flames out our mouths like our name was Boww--ser!

You'll get pummeled

You'll wish you never stumbled out your little wind tunnel

We've been droppin' ba-bombs since we started this song

Sorry, Wright Brothers, this time ya chose wrong

who won

who next

you decide