Dead Kelly The Legend of Borry, Pt. 1 song lyrics

Borry is a true blue Aussie bloke

He likes to fist fight, fuck and smoke

Punchin on for cash in a woolies carpark

His favorite pastime when he's not in his truck

Tatt on his guy sayin " you're fucked now"

Built like a core filled block shithouse

he was born in Boggo Road

Thats all Borry fucken knows

He is the sickest cunt ever

And his life is an open road

All he needs is his shotgun gemima

His mack truck and a bag of gear

Women love Borry

He's got a cock that you can put a shoe on, backpack and send it to school

Bye son, stay out of trouble you one eyed cunt

Hes ot a scar on his head shaped like straya

cunts think he branded himself

Truth is he boofed 5 points of speed

Ona 40 hour run and chewed a hole in his forehead

Alone, his his beard has killed more people than bullsharks

dick aids

and blown out thongs

Just keep driving

Finish the job

Stop in at airlie

Bash a cunt with a bum bag

and fuck a backpacker

hes back on the road again

South bound, he's on his way

to the carpark fight at the IGA

Gympie, his destination

Punched 8 cones at the service station

Hes a bloke, he's a trucker

Australian made, mad motherfucker

Nobody's ever gonna wanna fuck with Borry

You'll end up in a hole in the Nambour quarry

Borry sees something strange in the distance

And it lights up the canefields

He pulls over and grabs gemima

Jumps out and has a piss

Borry makes is way through the canefields

To himself he sings Thunderstruck

He battles heartburn from BP kabana

Awww that shit's fucked

He comes to a patch of cane thats flattened out and stuff

What the fuck is goin on here