David Brent Spaceman song lyrics

Spaceman came down to answer some things

The world gathered round from paupers to kings

"I'll answer your questions, I'll answer them true,

I'll show you the way, you'll know what to do

Who is wrong and who is right?

Yellow, brown, black or white?

Spaceman, he answered, "You'll no longer mind

I've opened your eyes, you're now colour-blind"

The spaceman looked human, but with black shiny eyes

He spoke brilliant English, his voice synthesised

Travelled the country just spreading the word

Of love and affection, he picked up a bird

The bird it was dead, but he made it just fine

He walked on the water, and turned it to wine

A young child he said, "Are you Christ in a mask?"

No I'm just magic but I can see why you'd ask

Spaceman came down (Spaceman)