Dan Bull The Bard's Secret song lyrics

Excuse me, outlander

A word in your ear if I may

Well met, stranger

Elated to make your acquantaince

Now may I entertain you with quotations over cadence

you see I bare some rare amazing information

and you look like someone who is used to strange situations

There was a hidden portal, within the bards college

I was brought through an immortal to embark knowledge

About an otherwordly form of redguard sonnet.

They took a thumping drum beat and set bars on it

I wandered through Solitude departed Haafingar past Hjalmarch to the reaches of Markarth

I reached the Whiterun hold

I preached in rhyme and told

the people that the need to speak was higher than the price of gold

Nothing can beat soul

Not even sweet rolls

I've got it locked like a pick stuck in a keyhole

I leave you wee trolls wishing that you'd re-rolled

By the Nine Divines, my rhyme's a sight to behold

My freeholds are threefold

I rock the property chain

'cuz I'm the top bloody Thane in this Monopoly game

So you'd better watch the throne, Stormcloak

because you're getting overthrown by an ordinary bloke

It's high time Skyrim had a new High King

And I like hiking - it's quite exciting

I'm descended from the Vikings back in my kingdom

but my lyric-writing's better than my skill at fighting

My pen is mightier than swords, it's the right choice

They call me "MF Thu'um" when I use my Voice

(the thing ran out of room. i got to 'laughing' and it was like nope. no more)