Dan Bull Rocket League Ye song lyrics

Gentlemen… Start your engines

I never liked football at school

Was never liked much by the cool kids

And I wasn't picked from the line up until the last

It was tough, it was cruel

And I wasn't into motor racing

It seemed to slow, too basic

Crashing was a no no

Ramming other cars was rated too invasive

Come on

Let me put them through their paces

Let's do it properly

Lick a shoot of a broccoli

Buckle up and boot up

ROCKET LEAGUE

Super sonic acrobatic rocket powered battle cars with wheels and grills in place

of heels of course you're gonna get tackled hard

Little cars and Big Balls, Big Balls, Little cars

The crowd count down aloud

View the newest shooting stars

Little cars and Big Balls, Big Balls, Little cars

3, 2, 1 — CHAAAARGE

Mix Fifa, Tony Hawk and Carmageddon, I'm in heaven

Even at the thought of it

In half a second I'm tumescent

Move aside viagra

I'm throbbing at the bonnet of an E-Type Jaguar

I'm flustered

The rush had got me gushing like Niagara, rap star

Soccer crossed with Nascar, not a crowd pleaser

I leave the people shouting: "That's harsh"

I do what I gots to do to get those bawls to bless those goals

Don't give a shit

If you drive a silver shadow, man I'll wreck your rolls

Little cars and Big Balls, Big Balls, Little cars

The crowd count down aloud

View the newest shooting stars

Little cars and Big Balls, Big Balls, Little cars

3, 2, 1 — CHAAAARGE

When I burn out my Nitro

Better turn down your ISO

It's a photo finish so the arena just might blow

I might go psycho, supercharged like a rhino, large like a dino

Size aside my machine is anything but micro

I'm coming for you fast you scummy little twat

You just got battered by a car in a funny little hat

Super sonic acrobatic rocket powered battle cars with wheels and grills in place

of heels of course you're gonna get tackled hard

Little cars and Big Balls, Big Balls, Little cars

The crowd count down aloud

View the newest shooting stars

Little cars and Big Balls, Big Balls, Little cars

3, 2, 1 — CHAAAARGE

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