ChuggaBoom White Mums Can't Chugg song lyrics

My mother's always asking me to write her a song

"A nice song with acoustic guitar

You've got such a beautiful voice why don't you use it more?"

She doesn't understand the can of worms she's opening

She isn't down with the chugg

Not up for the beat down

She isn't proud of me stood in my room with my crown

For the fear of the Chugg Lord I'm never giving up this style

It's Levi's time bitch

Follow or get left behind

You think I'm gonna motherfucking let you down?

No one's ever gonna change how we fucking sound

We have a God on our backs so it's hard to relax

We have to do what he said or this time is our last

You must believe in the Chugg to be worthy

Please believe in me

We are the chosen ones

And we're not selling out

No matter how much we upset our fucking parents

Mum doesn't get it

Dad says he never will

As long as we wake up tomorrow

We'll chugg until we die

We are going back to our roots because we understand

"This is no better song than the first song or EP that a band releases

Proctologist

So rest assured the rest of this is gonna sound

As lit as that EP was

We'll entertain the trends enough to ensure all the Chuggalos fall in line with us

You think I'm gonna motherfucking let you down?

No Chuggalos the king is back with the wrath and the passion

Which made you fall in love in the first place

How dare you suggest that the pressure of the industry might get to us

We're edgy as fuck

You wanna be us

You fucks

Get on your knees and chugg with all you've got

We are the chosen ones

And we're not selling out

No matter how much we upset our fucking parents

Mum doesn't get it

Dad says he never will

As long as we wake up tomorrow

We'll chugg until we die

As I drag my body through the results of all the decisions that I have made

My spirit lays consumed within the wake of my mistakes

I spend my life trying my best, but my endeavours are not enough

My creations hacked apart by the people that I love

Everyone's an expert and advise me on the route my life should take

"You've got such a beautiful voice, it's such a shame, it's such a waste"

They tell me I could be the next Olly Murrs

Or a more retarded Gareth Gates

Well to that I have something I need to say

I'm taking back control

My life is in my hands

These decisions are my own

What do you want from me

I got straight C's and D's

Except Geography

You're not the boss of me now

We are the chosen ones

And we're not selling out

No matter how much we upset our fucking parents

Mum doesn't get it

Dad says he never will

As long as we wake up tomorrow

We'll chugg until we die