Cast of Galavant As Good As It Gets song lyrics

Chef: We got a snazzy, new room

With two whole benches

It's practically rodent-free

We got expensive perfume

For all our stenches

As swellegant as can be

And with these pointy, new shoes

To walk through mud in

Fancy silk squares to cough up blood in

Baby, let's face it

This is as good as it gets

Gwynne: I suppose it is rather nice.

We got the classier type of bedbug species

Between our new burlap sheets

Chef: We got a custom-made pipe

That dumps our feces

On one of the nicer streets

Gwynne: And when there's something amiss

Inside our breeches

Chef: Our barber applies his fattest leeches

Gwynne: Why not embrace it?

Chef + Gwynne: This is as good as it gets

Chef: We're part of the upper lower class now

Gwynne: Sickly, yet oh-so chic

Chef: Our glass is half-full

Gwynne: We own a glass now

Chef: We bathe once a week

Gwynne: Well, "bathe," so to speak

Chef + Gwynne: And as our station in life keeps growing stronger

We're growing in more ways, too

Gwynne: I think my tapeworm is, like, a whole foot longer

Chef: By now I might have a few

Chef + Gwynne: And though our breath and our teeth may still be rotten

Together, just look how far we've gotten

Chef: Baby, we made it

Gwynne: Totally slayed it

Chef + Gwynne: Why would we trade it?

This is...

As good as it ge-e-e-e-e-e-ts