Brad Paisley Karate song lyrics

She doesn't dare go in the place

With those bruises on her face

So she goes through the drive-through

and keeps her sunglasses on

She didn't know when she married that man

She'd get to know him like the back of his hand

But now she's had enough

And the battle lines are drawn

He's in a bar chasin' Cuervo with Tecate

He doesn't know she's been taking Karate

The way she figures it, about July

She'll finally have the belt to match her eye

(Yah!)

She's on a mission as the months pass

Five days a week, never misses a class

Now she's up to breaking boards and concrete blocks

(Yah!)

He's in a bar chasin' Cuervo with Tecate

He doesn't know she's been taking Karate

Now here it is just about July

She's gonna get that belt (to match her eye)

(Yah!)

He stumbled through the door tonight

And started treatin' her up

Well she took one look at him and her training kicked in

And she finally had enough

(Charlie Daniels):

He threw a punch, she spun around

Grabbed his arm and put him on the ground

Grabbed a cuttin' board on his way down

And she kicked it in half

His knees hit the floor, shin hit a chair

Knocked out his tooth and it flew through the air

Grabbed his head by the back of his hair and slammed him into the fridge

She landed a left, a right, and then a left

She landed a roundhouse right in his chest

Then a scissor punch upside the head

Broke his nose, swept the leg

Started to fall, and on his way down she took him down - the lights went out

(Brad Paisley):

He's on the floor like he went a round with Rocky

He didn't know she'd been takin' Karate

A hundred bucks says tomorrow night

She's got a brand new belt to match his eye

He doesn't dare go in that place

With those bruises on his face

So she goes through the drive-through

With his sunglasses on