Bracket Crash Diet song lyrics

I need a fix of carbohydrates to get me high

Can't even be a little bit too late or I will die

To lazy to run up those hills

And to cheap to buy those pills

I just crashed my diet

I fill myself full of calories 'cause I just don't care

I think it's really neat to eat meat and I won't share

Won't try it

Won't try it at all