Boyinaband Gollum vs Smeagol Battle Rap song lyrics
Boyinaband Gollum vs Smeagol Battle Rap song lyrics
We wants it.
We needs it.
We must have the precious.
They stole it from us.
Yes, well we is no better.
Smeagol?
Yo, G it's me
Your OG equal.
We need to be peaceful with these people,
Not evil.
You is always too weak,
You is always too feeble.
I'll hope
These shire folk
Tie a rope
Round their vile throats.
I alone deserve to wear
The ring-bearer's necklace.
No, we know it only brings terror, precious.
No, we must protect the master.
Guide him on his course.
Wicked, tricksy, false.
They lies and they cheats.
They finds and they theifs.
The only thing that we could finally need is...
The precious.
So let us lead him deceitfully.
Smeagol so we could be.
No! No! Master's my friend
Not falce, he is true.
You don't have any friends,
Nobody likes you.
Not the fat one or the master,
Not he sun or the moon.
Not listening, not listening.
You's sickening.
Besides, what kind of friend ties us to leaches?
But when he said it burnses.
The master released us.
We swear on the precious to lead these hobbitses gollum.
What is this nonsense?
We gots them believing a lie.
We gots to be deceitful and why?
Don't you remember that hobbits is tricksy?
Don't you remember the Bagginses history?
Yes, we does, but the precious cursed us
And the master.
Your lines are dark, but my riddles are darker.
I comes first and follows after.
I ends life. I kills laudhter.
Bitting my rhymes with your white horseson a red hill.
Champ them, stamp them, then you stand still.
Don't bring up the Bagginses riddles.
Just stop it!
Well he was the thief
With what's in his pocket.
It cheatses, it loses precious.
We hould have eats it.
Don't stews it.
A raw and wriggling feastses.
Tasty treatses, tasty treatses.
But so alone now, now we weepses.
We hates it! We hates it! We hates it forever!
So we takes it, we tackes it, we tackes it the precious!
We were banished, but it's ours to reclaim like that maggotses
Bagginses did when he came.
Before we were betrayed.
Before we left the cave.
Before meeting with Shelob and we would evade her.
Before we were interrogated and were made to persuade Sauron
Of our honest mistake.
It was painful!
We remembers...
Before being caught by Aragorn.
And taken to Gandalf the Grey.
Before we even heard of Mirkwood and escaped.
Before we walked into Moria to wait for the day.
We laid eyes on the prize on the precious again.
Face it Smeagol, you's simply evil.
Don't forget that you can be lethal.
No!
Don't forget what you did to Deagol.
Murderer... Go away, go away!
Don't forget what they said!
On our own birthday
Murderer they called us and drove us away.
You hopeless disgrace you.
I hate you... I hate you!
Where would you be without me?
Gollum, Gollum.
Probably all dead.
Probably all rotten.
I saved us, it was me.
We survived because of me.
We's alive because I rised above.
The ries you used to weep.
We's alive because I picked and catched
The fish we had to eat.
We's alive because of you.
Maybe, before.
We needed you then,
But not anymore.
What did you say?
Is something wrong with your brain?
Master looks after us.
After supplating us?
We cannot takes it.
We needs my precious!
No, we don't need you
And we don't need your vengeance.
Leave us and never come back.
No, trust us, you don't want that over one rap.
Leave us and never come back.