Bowling for Soup Almost song lyrics

I almost got drunk at school at 14

Where I almost made out with the homecoming queen

Who almost went on to be Miss Texas

But lost to a slut with much bigger breasts

I almost dropped out to move to L.A.

Where I was almost famous for almost a day

And I almost had you

But I guess that doesn't cut it

Almost loved you

I almost wished you woulda loved me too

I almost held up a grocery store

Where I almost did five years and then seven more

Cuz I almost got popped for a fight, with a thug

Because he almost made off a bunch of the drugs

That I almost got hooked on 'cause you ran away

And I wish I woulda had the nerve to ask you to stay

And I almost had you

But I guess that doesn't cut it

Almost had you

And I didn't even know it

You kept me guessin'

And now I'm destined

To spend my time missin' you

I almost wish you woulda loved me too

Here I go thinkin' 'bout all the things I coulda done

I'm gonna need a forklift 'cause all the baggage weighs a ton

(Baggage weighs a ton)

I know we had our problems, I can't remember one

I almost forgot to say something else

And if I can't fit it in I'll keep it all to myself

I almost wrote a song about you today

But I tore it all up and then I threw it away

And I almost had you

But I guess that doesn't cut it

Almost had you

And I didn't even know it

You kept me guessin'

And now I'm destined

To spend my time missin' you

And I almost had you

(Almost had you)

Almost had you

I almost wished you woulda loved me too

(Wished you woulda loved me too)