Blondie Love at the Pier song lyrics

We fell in love down at the pier.

You were sunbathing, I was around.

Soon we were sharing a beer.

We fell in love at the pier.

I'm no sentimental slob so don't think I'm queer .

You got somethin' baby, and it ain't just my beer.

Well, maybe it's the hot pants, maybe the heat, or was it the sneakers you kicked of your feet?

I sat under my umbrella to keep my pearly skin.

You tanned your oily body looking like sin.

Well, soon I was sweatin' and I wanted to leave.

You slipped into the water from to much grease.

Well, I saw you yelling.

I just couldn't hear, so I screamed back at ya "Honey keep the beer!"

We never consummated our outside love affair.

Too much tar and water.

Too much hot air.

Oh, what a tragic end to love that was lost.

We would have stood a chance if we met in the frost, but...

We fell in love down at pier.

You were sunbathing, I was around.

Now I go to beaches with my girlfriend.

No more love splinters in my rear end.