Beans On Toast Robin Hood Costume song lyrics

I went down to my local bank, dressed like Robin Hood

and everybody thought that I was up to no good

"I'm stealing from the rich" I said "I'm giving to the poor

I'm tired of all this bullshit I can't take it anymore"

I screamed that out at the top of my voice

They said I'd have to join the queue

Like everybody else

But if I wait my turn and if I work really hard

They could probably issue me a credit card

With a little bit of interest I coud get a lot of cash

I could give that to the poor, I could share it with the homeless

They don't know that i'm an outlaw, they think that i'm a fool

It was the same old scam with the bad king john

I'm not here for a loan

I wanna take what the people a-rightfully own!

I wanna take all of the riches

And distribute them evenly

And as soon as she understood the bank teller agreed with me

"You're right!" She said

"I'm sick and tired of working for these cunts!

They treat me like i'm worthless, let's go down to the vault

we can take all of the money, and drag it to the street

and see how many hungry people we can feed!"

We went down there and opened up and man we were gutted

It turns out that the bank didn't have, any money in it

'Cause money is now digital, there's no use for hard cash

The money in your bank doesn't even exist!

We need another plan of attack!

We need to find a way to take our humanity back!

We could move into the forest, and stop payin our taxes

We can grow our own food, and sew our own seed

We can live outside the law, hidden, between the trees

with a couple of chickens, and some wood for the fire

just the bear essentials right? Keep it really simple

With my Robin Hood costume

I'm gonna look like the Don

Or at least an old man, with a child's imagination

I know that this song, is a tall pipe dream

But it's better than the bullshit that I see on T.V.

Where the poor get screwed

Every single time

"Work motherfucker work! Tow the fuckin' line!"

So we work and we worry and we watch T.V.

It tells us to work, and it tells us to worry

So maybe i'm not robin hood

But we need him more now, than we ever have

We need to take what is rightfully ours!

Or at least we need a few more outlaws

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