Arctic Monkeys Brianstorm song lyrics

Brian, top marks for not tryin'

So kind of you to bless us with your effortlessness

We're grateful and so strangely comforted

And I wonder, are you puttin' us under?

'Cause we can't take our eyes

Off the t-shirt and ties combination

Well, see you later, innovator

Some want to kiss, some want to kick you

There's not a net that you couldn't slip through

Or at least that's the impression I get

'Cause you're smooth and you're wet

And she's not aware yet, but she's yours

She'll be sayin', "Use me, show me the jacuzzi"

I imagine that it's there on a plate, your whole rendezvous rate

Means that you'll never be frightened to make 'em wait for a while

I doubt it's your style

Not to get what you set out to acquire

The eyes are on fire

You are the unforecasted storm

(Brian) Calm, collected and commandin'

(Top marks for not tryin') You leave the other story standin'

With your renditions and jokes, bet there's hundreds of blokes

That have wept 'cause you've stolen their thunder

Are you puttin' us under?

'Cause we can't take our eyes

Off the t-shirt and ties combination

Well, see you later, innovator