Afroman I Smoke Weed song lyrics

I fucked this girl in Talahassee,

Doggie style so i named her Lassie.

Came on her, florida state clothes,

filled up all her semen holes.

fucked this girl from purdue,

came in her hair, fucked up her doo.

She was cryin, like tammy faye baker,

her pussy got hotter than a boiler maker.

Met Santa's daughter in Baton Rouge,

Fucked up Christmas like Mr. Scrooge.

dropped her off at LSU

smoked all her weed, drank all her brew.

Fucked George Bush daughter in Dallas, Texas,

Rode that ass just like a Lexus.

Fucked her again in ft. worth

stuck my dick in her pussy and I started to surf.

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Colt 45, Afroman,

Tryin to get all the pussy that I can.

To the cross country in my Afro van,

SMOKIN WEED

I priced this hooker in Ohio

I said, Bitch, you too high Ho.

I got a cheaper ho in Cincinatti,

Fucked her in the back of my 83 Caddy

Broker as hell smokin Newport singles,

Came in her ass and said "Fuck the Bengals"

(afroman rant)