Adult Mom Theme Song song lyrics

i am everyone's mom

holding hands and cradling along

but mom's wouldn't sit in their room

all day and wait for something to happen

hey ma, get off your butt and get a part time job

mom's wouldn't hide from their kids all day and scribble in a song about doing so

i am everyone's mom because i like the ring of it

but if i was really your mom you'd be at cps by now