Adam Sandler The Cheerleader song lyrics

Performed by Adam Sandler and Steve Koren

(Sound of pom-poms)

Cheerleader: (With annoying feminine voice) "Ok you guys, let's hear some spirit!"

(Performing cheer)

Cheerleader: "United, we are united. We'll be 'cause we're the Tigers, we're out for vic-tor-y - Yeah!"

(No response)

Cheerleader: "Come on you guys! I wanna hear you!"

(Still no response)

Cheerleader: "Come on! The girls volleyball team's got a big game tonight! And we're gonna win 'cause we're the -"

Guy in crowd: "Sit down!"

Cheerleader: "You guys are assholes!" (Whining) "You think this is easy being a cheerleader!? Let's see you come down here and try it!"

Guy: "Shut up!"

Cheerleader: "You're the one who should be shutting up! This is my senior year of cheerleading and you're ruining it! I paid for my pom-poms with my own money." (Half-crying)

Guy: "You suck!"

Cheerleader: (Hurt) "I was gonna do a split for you guys, but now I'm not gonna cuz you guys don't appreciate anything."

(Something hurled and hit Cheerleader)

Cheerleader: "Owwww! Who threw that!? I'm gonna get a bruise now! I hate my school!" (Whining)

(Crowd cheering softly in background)

Guy: "We're sorry."

(Pause)

Guy: "Just kidding, you suck!"

Cheerleader: (Half-crying) "Ahhaw.No..."