Act Useless Argument song lyrics

Now tell me have you ever heard a more pathetic kind of man?

All of this self-pitying moaning self-despising I can't stand

I think it's time you two must throw away the hatch

And become friends, right now

For all sake, but he's fake

I won't break

I think it's time for my speech

I am so tired of it all

Why can't he be more like me?

Always sober, kind and meek

He's the opposite, more like a freak

You can never get me down

Can you believe this little ant is trying to meddle with my mind

I'll rush him like the little fly he is between these hands of mine

Why can't the two of you just throw away the hatch

And become friends, right now

For all sake but he's fake

I won't break

Now it's time for the speech

I am so tired of it all

Why can't he be more like me?

Eating right and running five miles

Like me would be his cup of tea

Oh no, always acting bad

For all sake

But he's fake

I won't break

Now it's time for the speech

I am so tired of it all

Why can't he be more like me?

Eating right and running five miles

Like me would be his cup of tea

Always sober, kind and meek

He's the opposite, more like a freak

Oh no, always acting bad

So sad