Act Mr. Lanford song lyrics

You better honour him, don't jeopardize your stay

Put on that perfect smile and start sucking up

Hey! Mr. Landlord, nice to see you again

Always a joy when you're dropping by

We pretend to appreciate wicked games that he is playing

This edifice, it rocks because of

Worries are growing large

All its inmates, they fear the one who's

Striking the gavel hard

All dressed up, tailor-made suit

and a tie from Giorgio Armani, he's striding with a smile

He is overjoyed, swelled with loftiness

As he bites the end of a large Cuban cigar

You better honour him, don't jeopardize your stay

Put on that perfect smile and start sucking up

Hey! Mr. Landlord, nice to see you again

Always a joy when you're dropping by

We pretend to appreciate wicked games that he is playing

Screaming, pointing and telling them how

a true tenant should be

Threatening with turning off hot water, cable and power too

Privacy is not possible, it doesn't matter if door's closed

Somehow he is watching you

He's the Landlord, the one with all the strength

It doesn't matter if you don't like what he says to you

You better honour him, don't jeopardize your stay

Put on that perfect smile and start sucking up

Hey! Mr. Landlord, nice to see you again

Always a joy when you're dropping by

If you knew, the eye keep on watching you

Then suddenly one of them screamed out loud

Hey neighbours look, I think we're being watched

Who is responsible for this, all agreed on one man

Everybody, now listen to me, let us play along

Greet him when you see him

Let's slowly beat him down

Hey! Mr. Landlord, nice to see you again

Always a joy when you're dropping by

You better honour him, don't jeopardize your stay

We pretend to be unaware of it all